The Organ Grinder.
How much longer will you take in the bathroom?!
Aries: I'm done. [Opens door and walks out.]
Taurus: Just a few more minutes...
Gemini: I'll take however long I want.
Cancer: Oh, do you need to use it? I'm done!
Leo: I was in first, haha!
Virgo: [No response but some scrubbing sounds.]
Libra: Wait a little I just discovered a blain on my nose. [In a worried tone.]
Scorpio: Go away, I need the bathroom more than YOU do.
Sagittarius: [Already out before you can knock.]
Capricorn: Just two more minutes, I need to brush my teeth.
Aquarius: Wait..wait..... [Takes forever because they found something interesting.]
Pisces: O-oh, if you need it go in, just don't take too long, I'm not done yet...

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti